The Colorado Rockies: Baseball’s Gossip Kings
So, like, let’s talk about the Colorado Rockies, right? When it comes to stirring up rumors and gossip in the baseball world, these guys are like the ultimate champs. Whether it’s the owner who actually bothers to reply to fan messages or the analytics nerds who also double as clubhouse attendants, the stories that float around about the Rockies from other teams’ front offices sound straight-up made-up. But then, like, you find out they’re actually true. It’s wild, man. Nothing, and I mean nothing, seems too crazy for the Rockies.
The Rockies’ Current Downward Spiral
Okay, so get this: the Rockies are like on track to lose a mind-blowing 134 games this season. That’s, like, 13 more games than last year’s Chicago White Sox, who had the worst record ever in modern Major League Baseball history. And their run differential? It’s, like, double the next worst team. That’s just brutal, dude. You can’t deny that luck plays a part in how a team performs, but let’s be real, the Rockies are just as bad as their record shows. It’s not pretty, that’s for sure.
